Letterman Eat Your Heart Out!

"And now, from our home office in Wahoo Nebraska..."
- David Letterman

The Top 10 Signs You Might be a Competitive Mixed Ultimate Player in Ottawa

10. Glenn has yelled at you during a tournament, league game, practice, tossing session, or while walking down the street.
9. You taught yourself how to drive a golf cart during the fulfillment of your volunteer hours.
8. Seeing Gavin naked is amusing, not shocking.
7. Practicing with your comp team is more enjoyable than league games (which are absolute anarchy).
6. Jack has added you as a Facebook friend, and asked you to play with Mule in their next tournament (*Note: This applies equally to women mixed comp players as well).
5. Actual names of team-mates escape you on occasion, but you never forget a nickname.
4. Your in-depth rules knowledge has cost your league team Spirit points *gasp*
3. Whenever the temperature drops below 15 degrees, you wear your team hoodie.
2. KJ’s pre-game and post-game stretching routines are memorized and used every game.
1. You’ve been the subject of at least one rumor relating to hooking up with a member of a comp team.


*Note: With the 50th post coming up, expect something BIG....but beware that I'll have trouble meeting your lofty expectations ;-) Until next time, happy hucking!