OC Transpo is Ruining Our Flow!

"From the home office in Grand Rapids, Michigan..."

Top 10 Ways That The Transit Strike Has Impacted Indoor Ultimate

10. The know-it-all tyrant on your team is now referred to as "Mayor O'Lyin".
9. When a player is having a bad game, they're asked if they're on strike.
8. DMO has been engaged as a high-priced consultant to fix OC Transpo scheduling issues for the city via a LeagueWonder software upgrade.
7. Teams wearing red and white are thought to be lazy and are heavily jeered.
6. Rules arguments now end with both sides walking away without resolution.
5. When slagged for not laying out, players explain that it's not in their contract.
4. Late arrivers no longer use the excuse of missing their bus…but instead complain about the traffic.
3. Parking passes are useless at FCS, with no refunds offered.
2. Being referred to as "As slow as a 85 on Carling" is no longer considered an insult, but is now a joke.
1. Teams designate their most inexperienced public speaker to do all the talking on their behalf; a position referred to as "Cornellier".